There, supposedly, is football on television this weekend that is NOT the North London Derby. That’s the rumor, anyway, but does it matter? Because all other potential football matches, real or fictional, pale in comparison to the best and most intense rivalry in football. El Classico? Fuggedaboutit. The Old Firm? Get real. Manchester Derby? Pfft, whatever. Der Klassiker? More like der ASS-iker, amirite?

But I suppose because it’s the weekend I might as well provide a space for people to watch these obviously inferior football spectacles, because what else are you going to do? Clean the house? Lame.

This is your open thread.

Saturday football schedule

Burnley vs. Chelsea
7:30 a.m. ET / 12:30 p.m. GMT
TV: USA Network (USA), TNT Sports 1 (UK)
Stream: nbcsports.com

Brighton vs. Brentford
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. GMT
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock

Wolves vs. Crystal Palace
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. GMT
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock

Bournemouth vs. West Ham
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. GMT
TV: USA Network (USA), not televised (UK)
Stream: nbcsports.com

Fulham vs. Sunderland
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. GMT
TV: not televised
Stream: Peacock

Liverpool vs. Nottingham Forest
10 a.m. ET / 3 p.m. GMT
TV: NBC Sports Network (USA), not televised (UK)
Stream: Peacock

Newcastle vs. Manchester City
12:30 p.m. ET / 5:30 p.m. GMT
TV: NBC (USA), Sky Sports (UK)
Stream: Peacock