Luis Díaz is on fire right now, most recently getting involved in five goals in Bayern Munich’s 5-1 demolition of Hoffenheim and then grabbing an assist in the 3-0 win over Werder Bremen. It’s only fitting that he does quick fire questions with Kerry Hau from Sky Sports Germany, as captured by X account @iMiaSanMia:

Favourite German word? – Scheiß / Servus

Best dressing room DJ? – Phonzy & Michael [Alphonso Davies and Michael Olise]

Player with the best style? – Michael, Jonathan Tah & myself

Player with the worst style? – Nicolas Jackson

The first one gave me a chuckle since the first word that a player learns from his teammates at a new team abroad is most often a swear word (like Kevin Keegan with Hamburg in 1977). The second one is obvious: how many times have we seen Olise or Davies trundle out of the locker room in training lugging the massive speaker around?

As for best and worst styles, all I can say is I hope Jackson’s style isn’t as bad as his performances on the pitch.